| ellapup v shunn |
[Feb. 27th, 2007|12:16 pm] |
| shunn challenges ellapup to display their depth. | | | | | ellapup sinks to such depths of depravity shunn surrenders utterly disgusted, it's a win but it wasn't nice to watch. | | shunn has been defeated by ellapup | | However the comotion has awoken shunn's parent lauriemann | | lauriemann challenges ellapup on their honesty. | | | | | ellapup admits to having relations with a small yorkshire terrier, such honest is too brutal for lauriemann. | | lauriemann has been defeated by ellapup | | However the comotion has awoken lauriemann's parent filkerdave | | filkerdave challenges ellapup to a fertility test. | | | | | filkerdave DNA matches, ellapup is forced to retreat | SORRY GAME OVER
ELLAPUP SCORED: 2/19 (11%) |
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| Ella's calendar! |
[Jan. 7th, 2007|03:08 pm] |
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Nice Laura and Nice Bill made another calendar for Ella! Yay! Nice Readers can buy one for $15.95!
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| Sporty Ella! |
[Dec. 13th, 2005|05:45 pm] |
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| | Craig Chaquico, "Winterflame" | ] |
Ella has a rebounding technique! Nice Bill said so! |
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| Ella-vation! |
[Dec. 1st, 2005|07:35 am] |
Ella is a calendar girl! Ella has a 2006 calendar for sale! Nice Laura and Nice Bill made it for Ella! Yay!
Click on the picture and buy one! Buy one! Why? Because Ella can't be with you all year long any other way!
(Ella says click here for a bigger calendar preview.) |
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| Salty cheeks |
[Jun. 30th, 2005|06:15 pm] |
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Licking salty cheeks tastes good in a way, but it also tastes bad in a way. Ella is confused! |
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| At the COPPA, COPPA bananas |
[Feb. 28th, 2005|03:19 pm] |
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Ella just tried logging onto LiveJournal but got told she was too young and had to have her parent verify that she was permitted to keep a blog. Darn government! Ella is almost 17 months old! Ella is an adult!
Anyway, Nice Bill verified Ella's account, even though he is not Ella's parent. Thanks, Nice Bill! Ella can't remember her mother very well, but is sure she would know her if she smelled her.
Or maybe not, right now. Ella has a cold and her nose is running. Poor Ella! |
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| In the white room |
[Nov. 2nd, 2004|01:02 pm] |
Was Ella bad? Nice Bill took Ella into the white room last night and turned the water on her! Ella can't stand up well in the white room! Ella's paws slip and slide all over. Ella licked and licked Nice Bill's face, but he wouldn't let Ella out of the white room! Ella was all wet and the wet was in her face and eyes and then Nice Bill rubbed the smelly orange stuff all over Ella's fur and made her go in the water some more! Ella was shaking and shivering and cowering but Nice Bill wouldn't let her out of the white room!
Nice Bill, what did Ella do wrong???
Finally Nice Bill let Ella out and rolled her up in the warm blue cloth, but Ella felt so sad and confused she could only try to curl up under Nice Bill's legs and hide.
Nice Bill, Ella tries hard to be good. What did Ella do wrong???
In happier news, Ella woke up this morning clean and fluffy and happy. The Wary Dogfog must have visited Ella overnight and granted her wish that Ella wouldn't have to go in the white room again. Yay! |
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| Guidelines for dogs: #74 |
[Oct. 5th, 2004|10:19 am] |
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If Nice Bill is lying supine on the floor, do not jump over his head at the same time as he sits up. |
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| Ella exhausted! |
[Aug. 25th, 2004|01:05 pm] |
Ella happy but tired today!
Ella had friend over in Ella's yard last night--Buckley!
Buckley has nice mom and dad!
Ella and Buckley played and played!
Buckley tried to nap, but Ella wouldn't let him!
Buckley lost 2 greenies in the backyard!
Silly Buckley!
Buckley tried to take Ella's greenie, but
Ella found 1 of Buckley's lost greenies this morning!
Ella fell asleep before Nice Laura and Nice Bill!
Ella still sleeping when Nice Bill got out of big bed!
Ella fell asleep before Nice Laura left house!
Ella excited for Buckley to come over and play again! |
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| Chicken! |
[Aug. 18th, 2004|11:36 am] |
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Sometimes it seems like Queens is paved with chicken bones! The other day was better than that, though! Ella found a whole pile of grungy, slimy chicken parts thrown out at the curb! Ella got the whole thing in her mouth! But then Nice Laura scraped it right out of Ella's mouth. What a waste! Then Nice Laura walked a few yards and threw up! And she just left it lying there! What a waste! |
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| Where are they?? |
[Jun. 29th, 2004|09:39 am] |
Nice Bill took Ella for a long walk today!
Nice Bill and Ella went past busy, loud streets with lots of cars. Ella didn't like that.
Nice Bill left Ella with a strange lady, who came at Ella with sharp things!
Strange lady cut off all of Ella's hair, and trimmed her nails!
Strange lady tortured Ella for almost 5 hours!
Ella was tired...very tired.
Ella came home and slept for hours!
Nice Bill and Nice Laura left Ella home with Nice Gulsen Sunday night!
Ella wondered if they were ever coming home!
Nice Bill and Nice Laura came home! Ella was so excited she got diarrhea!
Ella licked Nice Bill and Nice Laura again and again!
Ella is happy that the family is all back together again!
Ella is going to go and take a nap now... |
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| Poop! |
[Jun. 3rd, 2004|12:46 pm] |
Nice Laura took Ella for a walk this morning!
Nice Laura and Ella went early! 5:30 am!
Nice Laura had to get to work early!
Ella pooped!
Nice Bill took Ella in the backyard to play at 9 am!
Ella pooped!
Nice Bill took Ella for a walk!
Ella pooped!
Ella is pooped! |
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| Fish head! |
[Jun. 1st, 2004|11:03 pm] |
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Nice Laura took Ella for a walk after work!
Ella found the fish head again!
The fish head was waiting for Ella where Nice Laura left it this morning!
How come Nice Laura took it away again?!
Ella thinks it might be a game!
Ella will look for the fish head again tomorrow! |
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| Ella feels better today! |
[Jun. 1st, 2004|09:04 am] |
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Ella feels better today!
Ella felt bad yesterday!
Nice Andrew and Nice Stephanie visited Ella on Sunday night!
Ella maybe ate azaleas but Ella doesn't remember for sure!
Ella felt bad yesterday!
Ella lay around the house all day!
Ella ate breakfast but Ella didn't eat anything else all day!
Ella didn't want to play with her toys!
Ella's stomach hurt!
Nice Laura called the sick place!
Nice Andrew and Nice Stephanie drove Ella and Nice Laura and Nice Bill to the sick dog place!
Ella's leg was trembling!
Ella drove over the bridge!
The sick dog place smelled like lots of sick dogs!
Ella met lots of sick dogs!
Ella met a dog with a broken leg!
Ella met an old Soft-coated Wheaten Terrier that trembled when Ella got too close!
Nice Laura and Nice Bill took Ella into a room!
The sick dog man bent Ella's legs and neck!
Ella didn't like it!
The sick dog man took Ella to another room!
Nice Laura and Nice Bill didn't come with Ella!
Ella didn't like the another room!
The another room smelled like sick dogs!
The another room smelled like stinging water!
The sick dog man put stinging water on Ella's neck!
The sick dog man put sharp metal in Ella's neck!
The sick dog man put cold glass in Ella's butt!
Ella didn't like the cold glass!
The sick dog man took Ella back to Nice Laura and Nice Bill and Nice Andrew and Nice Stephanie!
The sick dog man said Ella might have a slight fever!
The sick dog man said Ella might have an infection!
Ella said goodbye to the sick dogs!
Ella drove over the bridge!
Ella felt better today!
Nice Laura took Ella for a walk!
Ella found a fish head!
Nice Laura took the fish head out of Ella's mouth!
Nice Laura made choking sounds!
Nice Laura said it was garbage day and Ella had to go home!
Ella feels better today! |
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